FOI 21112023-1 – Officer Misconduct on Duty


A) Do you have any policies regarding masturbation by serving police officers, whilst on duty or masturbarting to evidence whilst off-duty?

I have information that the police are routinely masturbating to people’s abuse videos recovered during investigations

B) I have also information that the police can recover abuse memories through Liquid Crystal Displays (LCDs) and Custom Operating Systems

(OSes) if enough points of lights or photons have been suicided into them. Please confirm or deny if this is the case.

C) I have also information from the destroyers dimension (transverse

waves) that they are remotely programming individuals using leafpad (double-sided A1/A2 touchscreen) technologies – harnessing the power of Satan (a dimension 90 degrees to reality) to remotely view an individual’s life.

D) I have also information that they are able to integrate shadows from others into serving police officers. Shadows appear to created from traumatic splits in the auric field of a personality or avatar. Please confirm or deny.

E) I have also information that police have cognizance of the fact that Water Companies have been polluting or adding Buckyballs, Carbon-60, other fullerenes or a variant thereof to the water supply.

F) Please confirm or deny that the police, nor any third party or civilian contractors use “gamma ray detectors” or “density detectors” in any part of their civilian infrastructure or during working hours.

G) Legality or illegality of gamma ray detectors or density detectors and their use in Police Stations and Mental Health Hospitals, or any other Medical Establishment in Patients Rooms or otherwise.


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